"...time"
Oregon has made Daylight Savings Time the Law! It shall remain DST for the balance of Eternity. ...at least in Oregon, and any future conquered territories.
In that spirit of temporal independence.
"A Brooklyn 'Hood fed up with the passage of events as they are.
"A Brooklyn 'Hood fed up with the passage of events as they are.
Declares an End of Time!"
Uncle Sidney Temporal Administrator,...acting, of the Peoples Commune of Eastern Parkway sez, "...This has gone on long enough...so to speak. The masses of these six square blocks declare Time Ended or at least frozen."
"Frozen is our amended position since ending time might be like stopping the rotation of the planet. It could get windy.
In any case things being what they are, and have been we have fast forwarded to Spring 2020. It shall remain early spring until things improve or at least get funnier."
In any case things being what they are, and have been we have fast forwarded to Spring 2020. It shall remain early spring until things improve or at least get funnier."
"Proposals that it retro-actively remain New Years Eve have been tabled,...watch your emails, and yes you still have to bathe, and walk the dog."
(Above: Franklyn Avenue Clock. The western boundary of the Brooklyn Timeless Zone.)
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