"COPS" actually made the plight of the underclass tragically entertaining. Ghetto, and Trailer Park blood splattered mayhem. I always wanted to see them Cops bust into the homes of rich lawyers in gated communities . Then giving them connected wonks the traditional "Treatment".
The "COPS" would answer a domestic incident call, and crash through the gates. They'd drag the perp out of his McMansion slamming him down onto his imported "blue grass". This while in his stained underwear with the dogs barking his kids crying, and his wife in a mink night gown covered in bruises from routine abuse begging, "Don't kill him he's a good man when he don't drink."
Meanwhile the Cops are literally beating the bloody shit out of our enemy of the people. The drunk profoundly battered wife beating plutocratic lawyer crawls onto his driveway all the while the frenzied Cops are 'Slamming' him with their Batons, and 'Kicking" his face in. This splattering blood, and teeth all over his vintage custom made Jaguar XKE.
Then the title.
"UPSCALE COPS"
This week's episode,..."Blood Booze, and Shit on the Patio!"
4 comments:
Sounds like a great show! They should plant some coke in the Jag and confiscate it, then rough up his kids with electric cattle prods until they "confess" and send them to juvie, there to be raped and their lives ruined. I can't wait til the first season begins!
Z
BTW, I always hated cop shows. They're boring hackneyed formula shit that invariably shows the world from a cop's-eye POV - pure establishment propaganda. Check out Hakim Bey's "Boycott Cop Culture," an oldie from the 80s but still valid. I don't like Miss Marple either - cold-blooded biddie. Adam 12, the FBI, Kojak, Colombo, and whatever other shit they've been excreting for the last 40 years, I hate them ALL!
Except yours: targeting plutocrats is the real deal! You've gotta have an episode where they smash up some swanky law offices and start beating the shit out of high-rolling lawyers with their night sticks, the kind that have steel embedded in the core. Then they should drag them to the precinct and force them and their trophy wives to submit to cavity searches. Let justice be done! Let truth be served!
Z
Sid, this is a great statement.
And Z:
You've got it Z! No doubt about it... you've got it down pat!
I'm pitching my concept to Netflix.
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