CONSPIRACY theorists have finally been convinced there is no vast secret society running the country, and or the world. Because no one could possibly believe any of this chaos is being deliberately orchestrated.
Since the dawn of the internet, bedroom-based conspiracy theorists have thought society was controlled by a shadowy ‘Illuminati’ who somehow have the wealth, and manpower to run everything.
Tom Logan, from Stevenage, said: “If they are running it then someone needs to be sacked.
“Or sacrificed, if that’s what they do.”
Noted racist nut job Norman Steele added, “I used to think the Jews were running everything. But they seem pretty organized, so I can’t imagine they’d be behind this mess.”
Professor Henry Brubaker, from the Institute for Studies, added: “When you look at the current state of affairs, it’s pretty clear who is running it.
“The French.”
The French have strenuously denied this. Pointing the finger instead at "Disney", and or the Phone Company. The Pope could not be reached for comment.
( See above. "Skull, and Bones" on Mickey's shirt,...ahem. Need I mention his crown of the "Knights Templar". The true owners of the world hide in plain sight!)
3 comments:
The Bilderberger boffins and those delusional duffers at Davos like to think they're in charge, running things from a phone box at the Bohemian Grove. But according to far greater intellects such as Bob Dobbs the Subgenius and Robert Anton Wilson, Pope of Discordianism, the real boss is Eris, goddess of Discord. Their cosmography seems much more plausible to me.
Z
Eris is said to reside at Ong's Hat, a desolate spot in the New Jersey pine barrens; but really that's just a defunct forwarding address. She's everywhere at one time or another, and generally more than one at once.
Z
"Praise Bob"
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