Saturday, September 26, 2020

 


My Brooklyn 'Hood fed up with the passage of events as they are.

Declares an "End of Time!"
My building has appointed me Temporal Administrator,...acting, of the Peoples Commune of Eastern Parkway.
At a socially distanced meeting in the courtyard we decided the demented mayhem of 2020 has gone on long enough. The masses of these six square blocks declare Time Ended or at least frozen."
Frozen is our amended position since ending time might be like stopping the rotation of the planet. It could get windy.
In any case things being what they are we have canceled the balance 2020, and the movement of time in general. It shall remain timeless until things improve or at least get funnier."
Proposals that we reset to last New Years Eve, and stay there have been tabled. Watch your zoom bulletins, and emails for updates.
(Below Franklyn Avenue Clock. The western boundary of the Brooklyn Timeless Zone.) ..."BTZ", they'll be hats, and t-shirts soon.