Tuesday, December 5, 2017

"Why They're Electing a Baby Fucker"


As with all things it's complicated. Suffice to say Alabama like all the states is a rather strange little country. The reasons one would embrace someone like the current judge, and would be senator Roy Moore is on the face of it a mysteriously complicated thing. However yes come down to it....it eats shit. However I'm going for an exploration of the how, and whys.

This always makes for a better story.

Items unique to Alabama come into play here. There will be dissertations, and assorted academic scribbling about this for years to come. As will this entire era of the rise of the extreme right to power. Many are saying it's just racism, and contempt for the personhoods of women, and children. Of course that. However with byzantine layers going back to the founding of the Alabama colony,...if not before.

The native elements to the culture of each state is overlooked, but are there.

The whole mess is at work. As it is in any human enterprise of nationhood. Make no mistake the states are separate nations. This is how we saw our selves from the beginning. The Civil War brought it into murderous focus. After which we agreed we were a nation of 'United' States. However the local sense of nationhood of each state is still very much here, and the traditions of that still at work. Ask anyone who has run for office in any of these 50 little or large countries. ...I have. It's there.

So the oddities of this or that state is very understandable. They're nations, and nations have unique identities. Why Texas for example not only keeps their Death Penalty, but likes it. Other states other evidences of values that they will 'never' let go. Add the sexual equations to it you get a whole state that votes for a man that celebrates statutory rape.

Sex, and or marriage with teen very young women was, and quietly still is a cultural given in parts of the south, and mid-west. See how so many evangelical congregations point to the teen Mary, and adult Joseph as justification of intergenerational relations.

Straight relations.

They'd still Burn Thomas Mann's "Death In Venice". As would hoards of revisionist straight gays.
The Dionysian tradition of the love of youths didn't make the trip across the Atlantic. The Roman attraction to young maids did.

Just a casual digging into the recorded histories of cultures tells one much. Explains why thus is so, and thus is not. Many feel their values are eternal, and given by a deity. It literally came tumbling out of the sky.
Whereas it was their ancestors. What those long ago people held as right or wrong. What was acceptable, and valuable or of no concern. I imagine this is why literacy in some regions is held in contempt.
This since it undermines Order. 'Any' established order.
Since merely reading will show the clay on which assorted histories are established. They burned people alive for reading the Bible in their own language for a reason.

Knowledge is power. Then, and even more so now.

Next question...

(...I only post this post here. Anywhere else a flame war would ensue. Emotions are running to hysterical, and not in a funny way. No one can be rational on this or the fall of the white men on TV.)

"...they'll be 10. cents again too!"


Down with Marvel, and Corporate comics!
From now on the Masses will draw the Peoples Graphic Novels!! Venceremos!

"Uncle Remembers # 82"


Speaking of not getting shot at the airport. I remember my dad taking me to Idlewild later called JFK to watch planes take off, and land. We went right to the ramps, and out onto the lower field. We walked right up to Connie's, see above, and 707's. This back during late 1950's peacetime. Such would get you arrested or shot today.

Progress

"Real Stuff #457"


Yes Dragons are real.
What the Fuck's the matter with you?!


"...it be like this" Uncle Remebers #34


I found this online handy list of helpful instructions for Negros, and similar persons. Make a copy, and review it constantly. Btw I always wondered how many Colored persons other than my sister cousins come here. Well if you're there read this,...it will 'not' save your life. However it will explain why you're being killed for no apparent reason.

"look,
it all comes down to not resisting arrest.
don't resist arrest.
also, don't put your hands up.
don't stop resisting arrest if you've already given the ...impression that you maybe possibly were briefly considering slightly resisting arrest and then thought the better of it.
by then it's too late.
don't walk to the store to buy skittles and ice tea.
don't use your hands to defend yourself
if, while walking home, unarmed and on foot, a creepy cop-wannabe stalks you with an SUV and a loaded gun.
don't play your music while pumping gas.
especially if there's a white man around who might not share your particular musical preferences.
don't defend yourself.
don't commit petty misdemeanors.
also, don't mind your own business and
don't obey the laws.
that won't help neither.
don't do drugs.
don't sag your pants.
don't speed.
don't drive a car.
don't question authority.
don't question a white man or any part of the white power structure.
they ARE the authority.
don't show too much deference to white authority either.
that'd just seem fishy.
are you up to something?
basically, just don't.
don't be.
especially,
don't be a black male American.
seriously, what were you thinking?
this IS America we're talking about, after all.
don't plead for mercy.
don't plead for your life.
don't expect to breathe.

and if you don't like it,
well for god's sake,
don't go looting and destroying property!
that is a privilege strictly reserved for white college kids after the football team either wins or loses
(it don't matter) --
or for the white people of old-timey Boston;
because nevermind your dead sons,
the ultimate injustice is having to pay taxes on tea.
and while you're busy not looting,
don't protest either.
don't call for justice.
don't call for unity.
don't "play the race card."
don't "make this political."
and don't expect more from the police.
don't expect more from the justice system.
don't expect justice.
don't expect more from your country.
you have a black president, for christ sake.
don't you think that's enough?"

"Uncle States the Fucking Obvious" #346


We're a 50/50 country, and have been for decades. See above art...that's us. The current bunch got in because the slightly more rational 50% either didn't vote or were divided between them Bernie fanatics or the neo-Liberal Clintonites. Here's the bottom line. Roughly half of Americans are semi-educated superstitious delusional racist self-centered greedy scumbags mostly. They wouldn't share a glass of water with a person dying of thirst...especially if that person weren't white.

I think this sums it all up.

Prove me wrong...no? Okay.

The other 50% are more or less are just folks. A live, and let live bunch. ...sometimes buttholes, and sometimes cool. However they don't burn books or beat folks up because of their religion or color...again mostly. There's a certain blurring with the other 50% on this.

Anyway we see now that  first 50% would have collaborated happily with Nazi's...because some of them are or would at least have looked the other way.
So much for American exceptionalism. We're just like all the other scumbags on this wretched planet. Peace freedom all that is the luck of the draw.  ...nothing guaranteed.

...next question.

"...ghosts of Xmas past" ...Uncle Remembers #28


The F-89 Scorpion. Well a really neat model of one anyway. I remember my grandma got me a kit of one once. Anyway. This is all that stood between us, and all being burnt charcoal shadows on the wall when I was 8 or so. Now 'nothing' can save us. Just thought I'd mention this.

Them things on the wing tips are missile pods. The bright idea at the time was to pack the F-89 wing pods with a bleep load of unguided missiles. This for shooting down formations of Russian bombers. This is when anyone's bombers flew in formation.

Incident December 23th 1958.

In the one actual combat test against a formation of six Russian planes intruding into Alaskan air space...by mistake...ahem. Back then as those elders out there will remember. In them days both sides did shit like this all the time to test response reactions, and timing.

Dress rehearsals for the Big One.

Well that one time when fired them damned F-89 pod things flew all over the sky, and didn't hit a thing. Later NATO spies found out that the Russians thought it was a warning salvo. Lucky for us they didn't know the things just didn't work.

They later equipped the F-89 with guided munitions. The Cold war was just so much fun. There's one of the un-hit targets below.


It's a code name Turbo-prop "Bear". Don't laugh they had zillions of these to overwhelm U.S., and Canadian air defenses. They would have too. To this day I don't think folks understand how close we came to a nuclear war in them demented days. It wouldn't have been a world killer like it'd would have been just a few years later.

However enough to set back the Northern Hemisphere 50 to 100 years. A 1960 nuke dust up  would have shifted the balance of power southward. Today in 2017 Brasilia would be the capital of  a world dominating South American Australian South African hegemony.

Come to think of it how bad could that be.

Monday, December 4, 2017

"...screwy war"


I have this notion that #45 one late night soon will bolt out of the WH eyes bugging screaming  something about "giant snakes in the walls" with a bunch of Secret Service guys chasing him with nets.

Hopped up on Meth he outruns the heat carjacks a 1956 Desoto then drives to a 7-11 which he robs at gun point taking 20 pounds of Viagra packs of Slim Jims a keg of Diet Pepsi, and the latest issue of "Juggs".

Still wired he jumps the fence to the railroad tracks hops a freight train headed to Manitoba, and is never seen again. Though like Elvis there are constant sightings.
Especially in Trumpland where he's now worshiped. The "First Church of Trump" becomes the fastest growing cult since Jim Jones shook Teddy Kennedy's hand. 7-11's are ritually robbed all over the pink slip states.

I mean more the usual.

His followers re-enact their gawd's last act as a sign of loyalty, and in hope of going to Jesusland  to be with #45. This when the cops blow their brains out for armed robbery. Later President Pence signs an executive order for the mass extermination of Queers Negros etc etc....there's a long list. This of course starts a nuclear civil war.

Above the Red States Army of Peoples Vengeance.

They're raising their Queer Commie flag over former Washington D.C.

Meanwhile  Otto Smink,...aka the former #45 plays piano in the Redeye. A legal meth, and ganja whorehouse in Bleeding Badger Manitoba. Otto  is content in his new life. The only problem the radiation from the screwy war down south...what the hell they give him all the speedballs he can shoot. Life is good.

(...first draft. Been up for a few days. Let me sleep on it.)



"Salvation"


Praise Barbie for only she can save us
from the evil that lives within all!
Praise Her" Praise Her! Praise Her!
Her little sister Pepper too.





"Exact Change"


"The Heavens have turned against is. The days of Wraith are upon us."

Sounds Biblical, but I just made it up. I think I may try out being a sidewalk crank/prophet.

With my old broadcast skills I could get a reasonable crowd of yokels believing.

"Yes my children the Darkness of our souls is shown in the very skies!"

"...ahem."

"Of course preaching the Word has overhead so any love offerings for the Mission will be put into your account in Paradise." "Thank you,...thanks." "...oh how generous...praise Bob,...thank you,..."