Tuesday, October 1, 2019

"Geisha Inc."


A pal was telling me that them geisha gals ain't exactly thick on the ground over there in Japan. This since to get into the training one needs the introduction from assorted big shots. Politicians rich guys or the mafia. Also after you get in it's insanely expensive so only children of the very well off are geisha.
What a drag.
So I figured I could fix this...with one of them "Kick Start" money things. I'll start a franchise of cut-rate Geisha Academies. Sort of like them car or air conditioner repair school scams. 

(Copy for my Geisha School commercial.)
"Yep come to " Aunt Kiko's Geisha Refinement Academy" Outlets all over the Tri-State area. We'll have you in white powder a kimono, and saying "Hello Sailor" in no time. Financial assistance available. Apply today have your 'Geisha Dreams' come true!
All sizes life-styles genders orientations, and till now unknown, and or unique identities welcome!
On public assistance? Currently incarcerated? No problem. We can work a deal!
We speak Russian~Мы говорим на русском!
We speak Creole~Nou pale Kreyòl!
We speak Persian~ما فارسی صحبت می کنیم!
We speak Mandarin~我们说普通话!
Si Habla Espanol!
See above,...There's Hatfield Broadjump! His Geisha Dream has Come True! So can yours!
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