Tuesday, October 10, 2017

"Spacers",...re-run.



I hear that two of the people's enemies from the evil 1% have made a deal with SpaceX to orbit the Moon next year. Swell the less of them the better. Btw this is the same SpaceX with a recent bad habit of it's rockets exploding on the pad.

Mind you I'm a Space Cadet from way back. I loves SpaceX. They're way more fun than NASA. Them guys at NASA is like your racist homophobic Nazi uncle that secretly has a stash of big Boob Black Lady Porn on his computer that you found, and spread to all your friends. SpaceX is like your Queer insane anarchist doper cousin that lets you drive his 1958 re-built Desoto.

All that said it really don't look good for this pair of plutocrat fuck heads that's paid to go. Btw I hope they don't waste a perfectly good astronaut on these fuckers. I think remote control seems reasonable. Anyhow I personally think it's a tad too soon to do this sort of thing. Not that it wouldn't be both entertaining, and interesting to watch a couple of class enemies get blown to bits on the pad. I just would hate to see a waste of a rocket.

This is what may await our rich as shit couple... 


These folks are dead. ( see above.) Or at least very likely to be formerly alive. Here's their possibilities. Form of Death One...Using a big untested booster to get into orbit. Which explodes. Two...going into circumlunar trajectory in an as yet untested trans-lunar capsule which fails. Form of Death Three...Failure of breaking rockets. They miss lunar orbit, and keep going. Joining the Voyager ships on their way to the stars...well their bones anyway.

Form of Death Four...Entering lunar orbit however orbit maneuvering, and escape rockets malfunction with either they're being trapped in orbit or crashing on the moon. Form of Death Five...Micro meteor strikes either on or away from the moon. This will cause damage to or destroy life sustaining technologies within the vessel.


Form of Death Six...Systems failure during Earth re-entry. They either burn up in the atmosphere or hard land...crash killing all aboard. Form of Death Seven....If an ocean landing. Vessel sinks before rescue. Some or all go down with ship.

There are other possibilities. Everything from abduction by space aliens to murdering each other because of malfunctions in pressure, and mixture of internal atmosphere which could cause profound paranoia delusions etc. All in all I'd wait another five to ten years till all the bugs that will almost certainly kill them are worked out. Still,...nice try.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Won’t end well, I fancy. It’ll make a story, but not one they’re likely to be telling to their grandkids.

Z

uncle1950uncle said...

"...and then them stupid rich fucks went, and got themselves blown the hell up. Fucking assholes."

"Aw com'on great grand uncle Syd tell us a 'real' story from the old days."

"Well there was that time I printed up this horny Queer 'zine, and put some through the mail slot of them Scientologists."


"Yaaaaie tell that one!!"

(...I really did that btw.)

Anonymous said...

Very improving literature, for an audience much in need of improvement.

Z