Wednesday, September 20, 2017

"Ka-BOOM!"


This is an idea whose time has come. Bomb difficult characters, and groups with something useful. Carpet bomb terrorists with pork sausage sandwiches,...with mustard. Bomb the Klan with 60's classic Motown CD's. Hit them Nazis with Meth Bombs. That'll keep 'em busy. Also of course hit them Fundamentalist party poopers with Queer porn bombs. I say let the punishment fit the crime.
Above,...Music Bombs on Al-Qaeda

Humm,...'bout them Nazis. They're already hopped up on Speed. So how about Librium cluster bombs,...yeah that should do it. We could follow up with a strafing run of Valium. Maybe some Carlos Castaneda audio book bombs a few days later just to make sure.


We'll start them out with the one above, and see where it goes from there.

If none of that works on them Nazi bleeps we douse the lot of them with weapons grade Heroin Gas. That might finally chill the evil fuckers out.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I especially like the queer porn bombs. Show 'em no mercy!

Z

uncle1950uncle said...

We're going "WMD" with old 1960's Lyric era "DOM" color glossy "Peter" mags.

NO! Mercy not an ounce!