"Men"

I'm in mind of a rant about male-hood. I'm thinking of bullets, and Viagra. Both should be legal.

However they should be $200,000. bucks a pop. You want to shoot the place up,...swell. Then start saving when you're 12 for that great shoot out when your 30.  

Sure some multi-billionaires will be unaffected. What's $30 million for a hunting party. They spend that much already.

However for the NASCAR gun show crowd. Well they'll have to make do with sucking the shit out of #45's butt like they're doing now. Mind you some of the smarter ones with room temperature IQ's. These geniuses will be in their garage with their pals making their own ammo.

This carries it's own cure as most of these will explode in the chamber. Nature has a way of evening things out. 

As for compulsive fucking.

Men run everything,...for now. So instead of finding a cure for breast cancer, and other female tragedies. They found a way for themselves to stay horny, and stupid into old age.

Viagra.

"Seek medical help if erection lasts for longer than seven hours."

???!!!!

You fucking kidding me?! Isn't that just on the Nagasaki side of Throbbing Cock overkill? "Da fuck's s'matter with you morons? I foresee some sort of "Orgasmatron".

Guys will hook their aged weenies to it plug that sucker in, and it's old faithful for the rest of the week. This also carries it's own cure. These old dummies will be found much less than alive after a week or so of this,...with I assume demented toothless drooling grins all over them.

Till then Viagra, and no cancer cure.

This Nazi science wonder drug should be $5,000,000. per tab. So Likely future customers should start saving their paper route money now. 

Thing is men are dogs. 

We're talking dogs that wear sox, and pay income tax. We just fucking are. Like I said in the post further down civilization just isn't our thing. We only put up with it for the booze, and the hope of getting laid by somebody,...anybody.

The end.