I found this from several years back,...it cheered me up a bit.
All wars should be fought by guys 50 or 60+. They'd be sleeping or on the toilet or complaining. Later sleeping again back on the toilet then reading the paper doing Facebook , and complaining some more.
Going over to the enemy to trade their Meds back, and forth.
Then sleeping.
When the generals call up to bother them. They tell them the food sucks, and they can't attack because all the tanks are broken,...same with all the planes. They're waiting for parts, and they might call back next week.
Then wandering over chatting with, and later playing dominos with the enemy. Who are also 60+ or so. Together watching TV smoking eating, and sleeping. I know I would be.
2 comments:
Rich old guys should be drafted in preference over others. They’re required to buy their own guns & ammo. They’ll want the best coffee & cigars, & their lawyers will be constantly kibitzing high command.
Z
...sounds like a plan.
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