The 1959 "Imperial!" My Grand-Uncle Louis...Uncle Louie had one of these sweethearts. I remember the time he took me my brother, and a couple of cousins for a ride in that thing...big as an aircraft Carrier, and just as much fun!
Well Unc decided it was time we all got drunk...under supervision of course. Well he got us blitzed as hell drove us 100 mph up, and down the then still new N.Y. Thruway! I remember the road lights zipping past like stars on Star Trek...cool as hell!
He finally got us home, and dumped us in the living room.
My Mom bleeping freaked out! "What have you done to my Babies!!!" she yelled. Well that or something like it. Sez Unc, "...Aww, I figured it might be too early to get'em laid so I got the Boys good'n Drunk."
I can't remember my Mom's reaction to that, but it must have been good.
However I do remember throwing up for two days. All in all I'd have rather he got us laid.
2 comments:
What an uncle!
Throwing up for two days is better than a case of the clap. Just think of it as a Learning Experience.
Z
If I knew,...if we all knew that getting laid was an option for that adventure,...well.
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