Saturday, November 11, 2017

"New Age Candy"...this post from 2006!


I shouldn't laff I was "New Age" up to the hilt back in the day. My being a recovering Catholic Buddhist probably had a lot to do with that. I used to play all that tinkly tinkly music on my radio program, and go on about our spirit selves.

What a load of rancid baloney. 

Mind you we 'do' have spirit selves. I sure found found out the hard way. There I was trying to sleep when my inner person tries to leave my body without asking shit.

It just tried to split for universes unknown.

Picture this I'm hanging on to my mattress trying not to be lifted up into the air by my angelic, and or demonic self. I'm holding on while storm winds are rattling the dishes. Pots, and pans'n shit crashing to the floor.

This bastard wanted out bad!

Right,...tell that to the cops when the neighbors calls 'em because of all the noise?

Word to the wise just tell'em you're drunk.

So yeah that mumbo jumbo action is for real. The above story is small potatoes compared to the 'really' scary crap I've wandered into. Another word to the wise.

If you tell the g-ds or G-ddess that you want to be their boy as in servant soldier co-creator or any of that other whooie,...LOOK OUT!!

"Look Out!" because the Bitch might take you up on it! 

Eh, yeah been there done that.

The eternities are serious shit. Don't go messing with them unless you mean it.

"REALLY FUCKING MEAN IT".

No tourists or posers need apply.

Nuff Said.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I think our spirit selves are real. I’m not a materialist any more. My current working hypothesis is that reincarnation is probably for real. Unfortunately that doesn’t mean it’s all tinkly bells. As one thinker put it, we’re here to learn & grow: which means to do all things, be all things, and suffer all things. That doesn’t just mean all things warm and fuzzy; it means ALL things, which is really kind of a bitch when you think about it. I think I’ll take a nap.

Oh, and I’ll remember that about telling them I’m drunk, should the occasion arise.

Z

uncle1950uncle said...

Yeah "drunk" should do it. Law enforce officers might not get that "spirit-self" thing.

Drunk they understand.