Damned thing comes with plenty of classified radioactive isotopes.
Codes for entertaining warheads. The websites to assorted terrorist cells, and...wait for it!
Satan's phone number.
Just the sort of shit to get ya started on your career of unholy mayhem! If Santa didn't drop this sweetheart off for ya.
Don't cry the Easter Bunny is taking orders now as I post. Get your request in for the new upgraded "Hydrogen Warfare" set!
Order today!
You'll be glad ya did!!
2 comments:
Damn the Atom Age, accursed and hubristic. Bring on the age of nature spirits and of art.
Z
I say kill'em all let Satan sort'em out!!!
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