That little girl is driving the sleigh. I wonder what’s in it? In this country they would demand to see a license and inspect the vehicle for illicit amanita mushrooms that grow around there. They’re red and white, like Santa.
They get you high, but they’re poison. So you have a reindeer eat them (hence reindeer that “fly”). Then - this is the hard part - you have to drink reindeer pee. Being a shaman isn’t easy.
I have an old Nat. Geo. cover somewhere of a Lapp youth in his teens. Super handsome! Too bad he isn’t naked like in other cultures.
In Scandinavia Laplanders are considered indigenous people. Imagine that - platinum blondes who are ethnic!
I recall the "Nat-Geo" issue. I don't recall anybody naked in that edition,...still. Imagine platinum blonds as robbed murdered oppressed natives. I thought that would only happen after a space alien invasion.
As for the deer piss,...eh I ain't that thirsty.
Also true being a Shaman ain't remotely easy as we both know too well.
Having no rubber plantations or oil on their land probably helps. And yeah, they’re not black. This is one fucked-up world we’re living in. Maybe there’s an upside to our civilization collapsing. Maybe people will forget about all that shit.
It’s a good thing amanita mushrooms aren’t as popular as poppies either - for fairly obvious reasons, I should think. Their street value is probably fairly low, even with a reindeer and a paper cup thrown in.
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That little girl is driving the sleigh. I wonder what’s in it? In this country they would demand to see a license and inspect the vehicle for illicit amanita mushrooms that grow around there. They’re red and white, like Santa.
They get you high, but they’re poison. So you have a reindeer eat them (hence reindeer that “fly”). Then - this is the hard part - you have to drink reindeer pee. Being a shaman isn’t easy.
I have an old Nat. Geo. cover somewhere of a Lapp youth in his teens. Super handsome! Too bad he isn’t naked like in other cultures.
In Scandinavia Laplanders are considered indigenous people. Imagine that - platinum blondes who are ethnic!
Z
I recall the "Nat-Geo" issue. I don't recall anybody naked in that edition,...still. Imagine platinum blonds as robbed murdered oppressed natives. I thought that would only happen after a space alien invasion.
As for the deer piss,...eh I ain't that thirsty.
Also true being a Shaman ain't remotely easy as we both know too well.
Having no rubber plantations or oil on their land probably helps. And yeah, they’re not black. This is one fucked-up world we’re living in. Maybe there’s an upside to our civilization collapsing. Maybe people will forget about all that shit.
It’s a good thing amanita mushrooms aren’t as popular as poppies either - for fairly obvious reasons, I should think. Their street value is probably fairly low, even with a reindeer and a paper cup thrown in.
Z
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