"Gawd a Goner" part I
Millions of Communist Pagan Queer Anarchist Dionysian Pornographers certain Roman Catholics, and their Libertarian attorneys breathed a sigh of relief today. This as news of the demise of the Supreme Being was released by both NASA, and the Chinese Space Agencies. Floating in orbit about Mars the remains of what many believe to be the "Big Guy" is to be retrieved for examination.
Calculations estimate that although this entity is thought to be "you know who" he's actually rather petite. Measuring in height no more than four foot eleven.
That, and apparently wearing female makeup. News that the Lord of Hosts is not only dead, but a suspected transvestite, and possibly Homosexual has commentators abuzz with speculation.
When reached for comment the Pope reportedly said, "...You Fucking Shitting me!!!
The Dali Lama, "Eh,...sorry who's dead?
The obscure yet strangely influential Uncle Sydney said, "...Good riddance I always hated that scumbag." Now we can worship Santa full time. At least with that jerk there's a pay off."
The Dali Lama, "Eh,...sorry who's dead?
The obscure yet strangely influential Uncle Sydney said, "...Good riddance I always hated that scumbag." Now we can worship Santa full time. At least with that jerk there's a pay off."
Besides the remains of the Lord of Lords floating in Mars orbit. The Hubble Telescope also found what seems to be the mortal remnants of Godzilla, King Kong, The Wolf Man, and Snow White.
The reality of these characters thought till now to be works of fiction has thrown a rather large subjective monkey wrench into what philosophers had thought was reality.
The reality of these characters thought till now to be works of fiction has thrown a rather large subjective monkey wrench into what philosophers had thought was reality.
We should expect a number of sweaty confused, and incoherent press conferences, and annoying documentaries by theologians comic book artists politicians science fiction writers, and assorted nuts with guns, and whiskey.
Stay tuned to this Blog for further news, and updates.
4 comments:
Hallelujah!
“Stay tuned to this Blog for further news, and updates.”
Hopefully he’ll stay dead.
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Well that Jebus guy was a Zombie.
I think that's why he was such a hit. Seems he inferred that all his pals would be zombies too if they did all the shit he wanted...or what his reps said he wanted.
As for the guy they found floating above Mars,...well. We'll just have to see.
Stay tuned.
Btw I'm still going over the job requirements for the gawd gig.
If they could work out some alterations. Not having to pay attention to prayers, and dreary shit like that. I might think about it.
“To the very extent that they are divinely inspired, religions must make every effort to close the gate of liberation. Dogmatism is their main instrument, since only an unprejudiced spirit unfettered by belief can attain universal knowledge. Liberation is man’s highest attainment, which he must accomplish alone, against the world and against the gods. Religions keep him in the chains of creation, replacing his search for freedom and transcendental intuition with the bonds of faith, which paralyze the flight of his thought and lead him to the half-truths of appearances and to the illusion of an eternity for his personal ego. By its very nature, faith is the contrary of knowledge. As soon as something is known, there is no longer any need to believe in it. This is why the abandoning of all religion, all ethics, and all the apparent values of the world is an essential condition of liberation to the Hindu.”
-Alain Danielou, The Four Aims of Life in the Tradition of Ancient India: Virtue, Success, Pleasure, & Liberation, p.129, 1993
I think that Alain guy may have a point there.
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