"Gawd a Goner" ...part II
A follow up on our 'Bulletin' above! With the passing of the Lord of Hosts in the orbit of Mars a general call has been put out by a Synod of all the major, and whack job religions of the world.
A casting call to the multitudes for the job of Supreme Being.
On the retrieval, and careful examination of the previous Gawd it was found the he was just some guy. No holy whiz bangs whatever.
On the retrieval, and careful examination of the previous Gawd it was found the he was just some guy. No holy whiz bangs whatever.
He apparently was Hatfield Broadjump a former plumper for the Kansas City Department of Mental Hygiene. He went missing on his lunch break in August 1932, and it seems had been Gawd ever since.
Btw his death along with the deaths of the others found in Mars orbit remains a mystery. Seems a contract was found in the back pocket of his liquid metal robes detailing the job, and how it's gained, and passed on.
According to this document this has been going on forever. Our G-ds are just regular folks chosen at random to care take this end of creation.
According to this document this has been going on forever. Our G-ds are just regular folks chosen at random to care take this end of creation.
Apparently there are other G-ds all over the universe doing the same thing for their patches.
As for if there's a "Boss of Bosses".
A high, and mighty "Big Guy" somewhere we don't know.
Which sort of puts us right back where we started in this whole religion gawd thing.
Anyway once the sucker is chosen, and the contract signed,...eh with just a pen. None of that signed in blood stuff for this gig. All that noise is set aside for the 'other' position. Ahem.
As for if there's a "Boss of Bosses".
A high, and mighty "Big Guy" somewhere we don't know.
Which sort of puts us right back where we started in this whole religion gawd thing.
Anyway once the sucker is chosen, and the contract signed,...eh with just a pen. None of that signed in blood stuff for this gig. All that noise is set aside for the 'other' position. Ahem.
Once the mark is signed sealed, and delivered he gets all the powers, and hard times all g-ds have to put up with. Yeah the poor sap has to listen to seven billion demented sweaty contradictory vengeful prayers...everyday.
This, and speak to all as in 'all' of us in our dreams. This to try to make us behave.
That, and helplessly watch us do the same fucked up shit over, and over like we always do.
...every day.
As the contract sez, "...Chose Carefully. More as reports come in.
This, and speak to all as in 'all' of us in our dreams. This to try to make us behave.
That, and helplessly watch us do the same fucked up shit over, and over like we always do.
...every day.
As the contract sez, "...Chose Carefully. More as reports come in.
2 comments:
Considering the character flaws of the specimen described in the Old Testament, there should be plenty of qualified applicants.
Z
I'd take the job, but there's no vacation, and no medical...fuck that.
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