"Laff Klown Laff!"

I have no idea how clowns became so popular back in the day. I really ought to read up on this odd tradition. Well maybe it made sense when traveling Carnivals were the only weird shit in town.

There you are slopping the hogs or being hacked to death in a pogrom. This or burying most of your village after a plague or one of them unpleasant Viking visits. 


Then along comes the Carnival to cheer things up. Heck even the local Lord, and his murdering rapist pals from the Castle come to join in the festivities.
Acrobats weird animals guys swallowing pigs whole juggling burning pots of fire actors doing funny plays about Milk-Maids, and Priests, and of course our old pals the Clowns.


These days I could use a bit of that mayhem myself!
However with the ocean of weird fucked up shit we have access to 24/7 these days. I really don't think criminally insane depressed old guys in fright wigs, and war paint does the deal anymore.


Especially since now they're tightly so identified with Mass Murderers Rapist Communist Pedophile Cannibals, and greasy substitute homeroom teachers.
I swear these guys are just creepy. 

Okay maybe they mean well. That is when they're not out eating people or kidnapping them so as to turn them into handbags raincoats or singing in the subway, and bothering you for change. 


The specimen in the doorway above there is a tad worrisome.


On the other hand maybe the guy there is 'just' a sweet jolly fellow out to bring a touch of joy into this shit stained nightmare of a world we stumble around in. Sure he's in an old dark bunker in a deserted portion of Prospect Park in Brooklyn on a grey depressing Saturday Morning.
However perhaps he truly just means to brighten the day of any isolated unawares person that happens by,....then he'll stab slash, and eat them.

The only exception to all this btw is a swell group called "Clowns Without Borders".  No lie these folks really exist have for years, and do the real deal.

They're more like them ancient Carnival Clowns that entertained folks after the the Khan's Hoards finished burning every village for 500 miles around. After that shit them hacked raped gutted Proles was in serous need of laffs.


You can find these swell folks here:
 http://www.clownswithoutborders.org/


These nice folks go to all manner of second, and third world Hellholes when things are still as Medieval as during the smoky times of the Khan, and his pals.

'Matter of fact the swell daughter of some dear pals of mine is a gleeful member of this neat bunch. You bet I'm proud of her!

As for the other variety what can I say. Geez ya know I shouldn't be so hard on these folks as I may end up being a street clown before this mess is over myself.

Ya never know how you'll finally end up.

Well okay, but I draw the line at being a rapist or cannibal...all the other stuff we'll see.