Monday, June 12, 2017

"Drop Dead"


This is PURGATORY. The place where the G-ddess gives us apartments,...w/cable, and high speed connections after we drop dead. We get 1958 "Thunderbirds" too if we want them.

I want a Pink one!



Whenever She get's around to it she'll either toss us back to earth for another round. This to see if we'll ever smarten up. That or put us to work in Heaven making funny hats, and clouds.
...the crazy gal likes clouds.

The NYC/MTA...the Subway.

It in fact has a stop for Purgatory. It sometimes appears as the West 4th Street or the Shinbone Alley stops. However when we drop from this mortal nightmare we wake up on the No.6 east side local. This is profoundly confusing for some from other cultures. Still there you are. The train stops, and West 4th turns into your entry way into eternity...or at least the human part.

It's mostly just a giant mall with roller-coasters water parks, NASCAR raceways and opium dens. There's tons more stuff. Something for everyone. Also everything is free you can eat or drink all you want you don't get fat or sick...also the cats speak. In fact these folks run the place. They're very helpful.


Demons work at the Entryway Mall as well.

Eh,...this for clients going further south.


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sounds quite a bit better than Dante's Purgatory. Is there a highway to drive your Thunderbird on, or do you just have to admire it in the garage and maybe play with the steering wheel?

Z

uncle1950uncle said...

Of course. Eternity is nothing if not big. You have whole planets full of swell folks' stuff you can drive around in if you want. You can also have your own P-40 or anything else you want to fly around in. The Thunderbird is just to get you acclimated.

You can move on to hand made 1928 Bugatti's when you're ready.

Did I mention the Temples of the Holy Boy?

Anonymous said...

Whoa! Temples of the Holy Boy? This is starting to sound good!

Z