Monday, June 5, 2017

"Finally the End of the World!



At last the end of the Fucking World! Yes the world is going to end. ...sort of. This in November according to NASA. However there is nothing to worry about since as they say it happens all the time. That is some weird shit with Jupiter, and Venus. They're gonna be seriously close or something. Anyway some how a bunch of Hydrogen will be dumped on the sun...hey who knows how.

This noise will cause the sun to dim to a harsh blueness. ...Cool.

Sunlight will be much dimmer for half of November. That, and temps at the poles will be fucked up. So that part of the end of the world will move along even faster. Also I imagine folks will go nuts burning houses, and killing each other around the world. Those of strong religious convictions will off themselves, and their families in large numbers. ...or at least one hopes. Hey not their kids, and all. You know what I means.

So there ya go...Google NASA or science sites for the details. Me I'm looking forward to it. I hope it don't bleeping fizzle away like the last passing of Haley's comet did. Most of the world could hardly see it. Here in the Emerald City it was just a tiny a very tiny as in fucking seriously fucking ass tiny tiny white smear seriously low on the horizon. The buildings got in the way too! '...bummer...cheat!

Well the "End", sort of , comes at fucking last!

Amen.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Overhyped, as usual. The last time the world was going to end it was that way too, a big let-down. You gotta take the advance publicity with a grain of salt.

Z

uncle1950uncle said...

...yeah nothing, but disappointments.