"The Federated States of New England"

The Wot?! Sez you.

Well okay it don't exist... legally. I was just thinking about the post crash USA. Ya know when everything hits the fan, and folks are paying $5000. bucks for a dented can of pork 'n beans.
Yeah it's coming.

Anyway this dirty knife fight we calls the U.S. of A. Is already broken up into regions that don't like each other. Jesus-land being a rather scary part of this nightmare. So I figure let's get in on the ground floor of this brave new bleeped up world.

I suggest that the Northeast tier, and the Upper Midwest as recognized a semi-sovereign region. Heck we've culturally been one since before the Civil War. Before Trump which historians are already calling an aberration. Anyway before that nutter our voting habits haven't changed since the mid-19th century. We're mostly one sort or other of Liberal. Ya know in the same way Texas is Authoritarian.
So I say the US of A should use the Canadian Model. How they went, and let them French Canadians build a Catholic reactionary state.

I didn't say it'd be pretty.

I'm talking about avoiding another civil war down here. Hey it's coming, and won't be like the last one. This time it'll be asymmetrical warfare like Columbia or Iraq. Up close personal, and nasty.
I mean just look at all them Blue, and Red state maps. If ya look close it's really purple. One county red the next one over is blue.
New Jersey will be shelling Manhattan Houston will be raiding them Nazi cow towns, and the Idaho white supremacist nut jobs will be using piper cubs to bomb, and strafe college towns in Washington state.
Wot a fucking mess!

The damned thing could on forever like the Middle East.

So I figure instead we'd have a bunch of demented raving, but separate regions with their own cultural identities law, and what not. This to avoid several genocides which 'would' happen if war came.

Hey I read that "Turner Diaries" thing. It was a love song to American ethnic cleansing, and racial genocide. The maniac author said he wrote it smiling.

One can't sleep well after going through that red neck wet dream.

So we set up different regions all still loyal to them swell Stars 'n Stripes. However in Utah they'd hang Queers, and in Brooklyn they'd make Kluxers watch "Soul Train" till they cheered up. eh,...google that.

Not exactly the 21st century we was all hoping for, but ya has to work with what you got.