It being a slow news day #45 thought he's show everybody what a tiny dick he has. He ordered a fleet headed by the above USS Truman to Syria. The Russians have a fleet there too. They said if we fucked around they'd get in our face.
We might dodge the bullet again like when Obama did the same thing. Luckily for the world his dick fell off, and he recalled the fleet. #45 may not have the same dickless restraint.
We might want to invest in Nuclear grade Sunblock.
Stay Tuned.
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