"Time, and Again"

Someone should build a time fucking machine if they ain't already. Build the fucker, and go back and blast the shit out of that bastard scumbag Abraham,...and anyone else hanging around him.
This somewhat simple act of bending space time, and going to some place handy like a Wal-Mart for a decent shotgun with plenty of ammo. This would save the Human race a lot of trouble.

For one literacy science, and rationality would not have been held back for thousands of years. The idea of women, and people generally as property wouldn't have been as solidly hard wired into as many stupid sweaty minds.

That, and Queers gets a bit of a break too.

Imagine if them Greek cats went ahead with the shit they were thinking about. I'm sure they would have come up with the Free Lunch, and Free Tuition in no time. Also single payer Shamans.

They might even have got around to freeing slaves everywhere as these aren't needed if you have steam powered servants, and farmworkers.

I can see it now a space race to Mars with the Persians.

Okay okay changing the timelines in a big way has blowback. We might end up as slaves to the "Meatloaf Gawd",...guess where the meat comes from. However it may be worth the risk.

Another thing. We need to send a side mission to the Americas to get them Aztec maniacs to sacrifice cabbages or something, and not heads.

Perhaps the Chinese Imperial Fleet of Exploration will get funding from them boy loving Greeks, and or like minded Persians.

We'll be on the road for sure then!